Our FINAL post before the examinations

We have a major portion of our SATs very soon. So, we would probably not be posting for quite a few months. Please don't cry and beg us to keep on writing. Sorry, we wouldn't be able to do so. For our parting comment we will give a short but true story. So just sit back and enjoy this one(get a box of tissues ready.Just a hint)
Once upon not a long time ago, there was a far fetched invention called Mathematics. Many people around the world were extremely interested in it. Therefore, they decided to teach it in a place called 'School'. They were tested by a method called 'Examination'(also known as extreme torture). The people who taught there are called 'Teachers' who taught 'pupils'. But history wouldn't be interesting to you right now. Therefore, let's focus on the main point of the story, a certain 'Teacher' by the name of Miss Yurtoapher taught a certain class in a certain country called Yugoslavia. They had a major exam about Mathematics which made Miss Yurtoapher's blood boil. Here's a few classic examples of the folly of the pupils:
A pupil wrote for cash $400/$40=40.
Two pupils thought the basic geometric equation could best be solved by calculating in the square root manually.
Another pupil thought that to find out X as a side of a triangle would be best done by drawing an arrow to it and labelling it "IT IS HERE".
Yet another pupil mistook 2/3 for 3/4 and 200% for 300% as well as getting 87+37=120.
When asked "The diameter of circle is 145cm.Find the circumference if pi equals 3.14159265358979." He just simply wrote 3+2=6. Which has got nothing to do with the question(duh!). Anyway, the sum was wrong(duh!).
Next, one person wrote "1+1=Pao;Pao+Pao=Pao Squared;1+1+1+1=2 Pao." Which obviously doesn't make sense as the person is implying that 1+1 sometimes equals to 2 and sometimes equals to Pao. Anyway, I don't know what is Pao. I think it is some Asian delicacy.
That's all, folks! Adieu! We will miss you! *sniff*sniff(fill free to join in)*
PS: Good thing that a certain person does not like Anel.... erm...whoops m,24m,tqjqur ajjja'gljk[pi
"I did not like that bimbo in the first place!"

Exam Craze!!!

We had our module paper today. Finally! The exams are over. Ryan was sitting right behind Sulen in the exam room. A couple of days ago, Sulen kept rocking her chair which was extremely annoying to Ryan. Once, Sulen rocked so hard that his laptop was almost knocked off his desk. Ryan was extremely, well, upset. He was on the verge of shouting certain choice words. Fortunately, he managed to control his temper. I said fortunate because Ms Yurtoapher was barely five feet behind him. Plus Sulen also kept flapping her imaginary wings(her arms) during the collection of examination scripts because she wanted to "fly"(She must have took our school's motivation poster 'to soar like an eagle' literally). Hmmmm... I doubt she's even LIGHT enough to actually jump and not cause an earthquake. I can't believe that Theresa Shancus cried just because she got almost a perfect score(not out of excitement) in Yugoslavian verbal exam. I can't believe it! Ryan only got like B in his verbal exam. I got slightly higher but not noticably so. Of course it is less than Theresa. Quiswart"Queen" got only a slight(less than 1%) difference from Theresa. Not fair, that guy(or girl I'm not sure he/she doesn't act like either gender)'s, like, a real twit doofus and god damn ****(oh,use your imagination). He/she's so dumb that he could lose a game of chess against a dice. Next thing about him is that when his penis(I doubt he even has one) is erect, it is only 1 cm long(he posted the data online and announced to everyone in the class). The worst thing is that he thinks that Anelisa(who is obviously a female) has a penis. I think he failed the chapter on reproduction in elementary school. The good thing is, he cries out "fatty fatty bom bom,today cannot go home" everytime Sulen is there.
Now, there are going to be more members of our organisation to bring more humorous news at a faster rate to you, our faithful reader.

KWONG,DANGER DO NOT READ

Our shortest classmate, by the name of Kwong Jenson, is one of the dumbest people the motherland has. He's so dumb he wrote avian faeces as bird shit. He annoys people every other second if they don't punch him to shut him up(which is only temporarily effective anyway). He repeats the same insult for a couple of thousand times because he's too dumb to think of new ones(with the EXACT words). Haha, for the recent(emphasis) quiz, he got like 0.5 in his Arithmetic(another emphasis). Jenson said in a recent interview that he will make a great asset in his would-be company. I agree with him, but I am quite sure that he added two extra letters at the back(at the back of asset by the way). He tried to enter the top university in Serbia(I think it is the University of Belgrade or something) and some Methodist instituition. Both of them returned letters which said: "It is our greatest pleasure to inform you that you are not allowed into our instituition. We have been pressed by 17 political and coperate parties with over 4 million dollars worth of bribes(there is a total of 17 political and coperate parties with a budget above 10 million) not to allow you to enter. Fortunately, for our honour, your grades were too lousy to enter the average preschool so that we do not feel guilty for refusing your application. PS:
To all that received a message from us on this day, you are invited to a party in A Fine Dining Steak restaurant to celebrate our refusal of Kwong Jenson."

Geeks Alert!!!

Today we had our calculus paper. There was a really hard trigonometric speed equation. It was really hard as there were a lot of logic and inituition required. Samoetlfar got y'=7x+5400 which was like 7 multiples off at that rate, the horse would have had been galloping at almost 600 miles per hour at the mid-point(which is utterly ridiculus,unless you happen to be a fool). One of our classmates, Anelisa Young, was such a bimbo and thinks that her body shape is better than the models. Unfortunately, for some strange reason, one of us, likes her. I think he's such a fool. Oops didn't realize you're here. Erm..don't see that part. w20918eu-0 t750mk#uynhgbum*t/
Okay! I took over. No need to know who I am but...... A certain person by the name of Eurosatch Au also admires her. And he is SHORTER than her which was supposed to be impossible for anyone above a single digit kid. Plus she is so short, barely 5 feet tall. Eurosatch reminds me of the drug dealer we described in the blog we had last year; a rather sleek guy I would say. Just that he is so SHORT. Her best friend Elizabeth always seems so red in the face like she blushes every other second and kinda reminds me of a horse. Elizabeth thinks she's the prettiest girl in school instead, and Elizabeth is EVEN SHORTER. She's short enough for Sulen Tanick to be taller LAYING DOWN(admittedly Sulen isn't exactly.......... very skinny.Quite the opposite in effect). Yuanmashita Suzuki the exchange student from Japan is almost the same size(horizontal) as Sulen. The way he laughs is just like some emperor from China by the name of CAO CAO(sorry we do not know much about Chinese history). He reminds me of a type of food you get in Dunkin' Donuts(Oh use your Imagination).

F***D* It!!!!!!!!

Today is the most F***D* we had for a long time. Our teacher Ms.Yurtoapher scolded us yet again. This time it's something about empty vessels. No idea what that means(my English deproved recently). Well at any rate she also said something about having a closed brain. Whatever that means. I checked my English Dic but i had no results. (If any of you guys out there know what that means,tell us. Thanks). And there was also something she said about the English proverb Empty Vessels Make the Loudest Noise. Unfortunately, there is an empty vessel in our school, at the finance department. He is a so called "Ah Beng" which means a person who desperately tries to be a gangster in eastern language, maybe Tai or sigapouren. He is exactly like what we described in the earlier post. Was his name Ivanoid or Evanoid??? Anyway our lecturer, Prof.CSC who was from some eastern college and moved to our district because he said that the students in the eastern places rarely pay attention or do homework, scolded us for something about coldness lost, no idea I got a 1.5 in Physics.

Another Purpose

Now, we have another purpose, we are gonna hunt down people who act mature but are actually not and "remove" them. Unfortunately there are two such people in our neighbourhood. The other thing about vain people is that most of them are brand-conscious. They always buy branded stuff when they don't even have enough money to go to an average steak restaurant. We don't see what's so important about branded goods unless they are trying to so called "demonstrate their class". Ha! When their dad drives a rickety old car from the last century that might or might not break down once every couple of hours. The next thing is about hair styling. It's okay to style your hair but we really hate those who style their hair EVERYTIME, those that keep looking in the mirror to check on their hair, those that spend lots of money for a hairdo or to dye their hair. The worse thing is that youngsters that are as young as 9 or 10 are doing this kind of stuff. Certain readers might not like whats written here. But.... we got democracy man! Hahahaha :P Still we can't stand the fact that youngsters are wasting a lot of their parents' money on their hair, wax, clay(don't forget the mud), gel, hair spray, and other accessories. It disgusts us.

Stupid "Ah Beng" Who didn't Know His English

At that time, I was walking peacefully with my trusted subordinates when a freaking "Ah Beng" turned up and spoiled the fun. We were actually intending to dine at a fast food outlet. So we went to sit down and then the "Ah Beng" was causing a lot of trouble for us, so we went out. My first subordinate suggested we go to the canteen, the second subordinate wanted to eat at the hawker center and the third subordinate wanted to go to the mall. In the end, after a serious debate, we decided to put up with the "Ah Beng". Good thing at that time his gang members were mostly away, leaving him with only one. He and his gang member were having some sort of discussion so we went to order our food. After that we sat down far away from him and enjoyed our food. He then later came and said that we were "selfish" by not sharing our food with him. Who is he to demand food from us! Reminds me of a beggar! Shameless Fella! Humph! Earlier on, the seven of us were strolling around, stopping to buy some snacks. Every seemed wonderful then. That "Ah Beng" had spoiled our day!

Scandals!

This blog is created to protest against Cool Men! Especially people who love to say that word and post it on their blogs. Some people are just so dumb that they mistook sandals for scandals. They're obviously scandalous. They have so called "powderful english" are even dumber because they think that 24 multiplied by 7 is 342, mistook deodorant for perfume and they mispelled "it". And of course they think train tunnels are called "currents". They(obviously refering to masculine-like human life-forms) use lots of hair conditioner(meant for women), use mascara with eyeliner, go for hair rebonding once every fortnight, use clay/mud so hard that it will break one's fingers to style their hair.