Anouncement

Calling out to all members of our association and faithful readers! The song American Idiot has been removed from our blog due to certain lawsuits from political and corporate parties on inapropriate content on the song's lyrics. And also, our member Yen might not be part of us due to certain, erm complications. Our oraganisation was also infiltrated by Eurosatch Ou. Beware!!!!! Meanwhile, heres what exactly happened.
Once Eurosatch, Ryan and Yen were posted to theirr new college, they met up with each other one day to discuss about their college girls. Chozoin Kai a new friend came along with Ryan.
Eurosatch:The girls are sooooo hot!!!!(He obviously has bad taste as most of his college girls are not pretty)
Yen:Those at my school are Bimbos!!!
Chozoin:The girls at our college look like Sugar-Honey-Iced-Tea(SHIT)
Eurosatch:Do you think you are that handsome???(Chozoin is a bald guy who is overweight and has zits covering his face)
Yen:Yeah exactly!
Ryan:I believe at least he has better taste than you, Eurosatch.
Yen:You have very good taste eh?
Ryan:Well, you are a Himbo yourself so no suprise you are rather excited about your college girls.
Eurosatch:(Laughs Loudly)
Ryan:Don't be too happy Eurosatch!
Eurosatch:Why?
Chozoin:I think I know why. He goes for girls with no trace of B**bs.
Ryan:Not that only. He goes for girls with enormously huge thighs wearing short denim skirts.
Eurosatch:F*** You!!!!
(Just then Leo was walking by)
Leo:Hi guys!
(Eurosatch lunged at him and Leo fell backwards)
Leo:What the F*** did I do?
Eurosatch:You must be the one responsible for this!!!!
Yen:Yea! Don't act innocent Leo!!!
Ryan:Hey you guys ruined my chair!!!!!
Thats how it went. It was hysterical wasn't it? Now our blog was discovered, they tried to file lawsuits so we are now taking precautions to ensure the safety of our blog. See you faithful readers.

Intelligent debate 2

Ryan, Evanoid and Anelisa chatting"intelligently"
Evanoid and Anelisa were chatting about something dumb and both laughed like monkeys.
Ryan:Erm....Anel-
Anelisa:You'll probably planning to say something witty in the fotile attempt to persuade me that intellect is more important than looks.
Ryan:Erm...actuall-
Anelisa:WELL I'LL TELL YOU THAT I DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOUR RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!
Evanoid:Yoah! My gf and I are talking about private stuff!! Get outta here!!!
Me(who was standing by):Ermmm...you two are REALLY intimate with each other. Private problems apparently include Graphic default 'impurities' in The Sims.
Evanoid:Shuddup!! My persanoal life is n00ne of your bzwax. You are just jealous.
Me(walking away):Never mind. I'm gonna look for signs of possible intellect elsewhere.
Evanoid:You son of a @#$%^&*(Imagination of reader required). Go AWAY AND DIE!!!!
Ryan:Erm...I-
Anelisa:If you think you could help your nerdy friend make an argument, you're WRONG!!!!!!!!Mwahahahahah!!!!!!!
Ryan:Actually, I was going to ask if you own a Vaio laptop. Because I've noticed it in the 'Lost and Found' section.
Anelisa:Oh......


Later on....
Me:And you STILL asked her for a date?

A "Intelligent" Debate

Today there was a few arguments between Ryan and a few other dudes.
Here is the first one:
Aul-Eirelav to Evanoid:Good luck with your posting for the college bro!
Ryan:Why the heck do we need luck with our posting? Unless u dont meet the score.
Evanoid:Hey don't bully my sis. Don't tick her off too. Mind ur own business dode.
Ryan:I am not ticking her off you fool! Get your English terms right.
Evanoid:I did not say the wolrd "luck". Tell that to her.
Aul-Eirelav:ITS JUST A TERM YOU DODOBIRD. It just means all the best, and if you know me well enough, you will know that I don't believe in some freaking luck. I don't need it.
Ryan:In the first place dont wish people luck if u dont believe it. You are contradicting yourself.
Evanoid:Hey Gentleman Ryan, Please let my sister, so LET in to her, do not quarrel MEN. If u are truly a gentleman.
Aul-Eirelav:Are you ****(Oh use your imagination) or what?
Ryan:Hehehe no vulgar please young lady. I can't be bothered to argue anymore.
(Just then a pretty girl who happened to be a friend of Evanoid and Eirelav came by.)
Pretty Girl:Ahhh... an english/grammar war.
Ryan to the girl:Oh hi!
Aul-Eirelav:Wah! My friend came and you started acting Gentleman. Me scared? Pooey!
Ryan:Huh????
Girl:Er Hi.
Aul-Eirelav:Oh, your english must be too bad that you can't even understand. 'Poor' thing.
Ryan:Nope it just so happens that your implications are false.
Aul-Eirelav:I don't make false implications.
Ryan to girl:Your little friend wants to have a debate with me.
Aul-Eirelav:I'm older than her. I didn't know u failed maths.
Ryan(snickering):Really? Its not noticeable but anyway I'm busy. Sorry lady.
Evanoid:Ahhhhh!!!! I am caught in a battle! Please settle it! Ryan, if you are busy then why are u here?
Girl:Yeah, Aul's older than me. And you 2... debating?
Ryan:Ya sure its Aul who loses her cool and starts vulgar haha. I am busy so bye!
Aul-Eirelav:Don't call me "Aul"'. Everyone can call me that except for dodobirds, nosey people and quarrelsome people. You're all of the above.
Ryan:Quarrelsome? Look who's talking here. U are really tempting me to continue.
Girl:Oh My God! When will this quarrel end?! Ahhh. SAVE. ME.
Ryan:Its supposedly ended.
Aul-Eirelav:Yay! You admitted defeat. I won!!!!
Girl:It did better be.
Ryan(smiling at her):Yea
Aul-Eirelav:Yawn! I'm going with Evanoid now to camp.
Girl to Ryan:Come with me.
Conclusion: Evanoid has PERFECT English. Aul-Eirelav is the BEST debater. Who gives a shit on a debater's personal life? It is usually not included in Logical debates. And I do believe that the word gentleman is a old-fashioned male term and it means A man who is polite and well educated, who has excellent manners and behaves well(and a basic sign of cortesy in restroom stalls). I didn't know that the mordern version of gentleman is actually a sissy who gets pushed around by women and actually "LETS IN" to them.