Trip to Down(m)town

This is Ryan speaking: Yesterday we went to a unofficial class trip which our....erm.... whole class is supposed to participate.The exact number turned out to be an astonishing....three. Eurosatch and Quiswart went with me to downtown. Haha Quiswart tricked his Mom that he is watching a movie and going to some island entertainment place. Darn it! Ploinwei can't come due to soccer training, Erthee is still in the "virtual world" at home, Leonardo is sick due to the haze , Shrune is watching a movie with her brother(probably R21 I guess), Yen said he planned something but he was online on runescape at 10 05am, I can't seem to contact "brainlessfreak" as I think he went to renew his passport or something, Yuanmashita can't come either, Samoeltfar has not taken a bus before and obviously he does not know how to, Tee-chese got 3 stiches, and Quiswart does not want Anelisa or her friends to come and I doubt they would in the first place. First Quiswart said that he was very HUNGRY when we arrived as he usually has his lunch at 11am but we arrived at 11 25am. On our way home on the train, Quiswart said to me:
Quiswart: Don't forget that you are still under my slavery, Ryan.
Me: Why?
Quiswart: Because you are a gentleman.
Me: Why? Are you a woman?
Quiswart: "SCREECH!!!"

Stupid Association of Teachers(SAT)s OVER!

Hi guys!After 3.5 bazzilion years(give or take 3.49999999999999 bazzilion years), our SATs are finally OVER!!!!!!!! Ryan and I(Leo) had our math SATs together. Normally It would have been nice as we would have made some jokes to relieve stress after the SAT but alas we didn't pay attetion to a crucial point:other people from our class. Namely Sulen Tanick(refer to our earlier post). During that time, she Fauruped(combination of fart,burp and hiccup) during the math SAT. It sounds like a burp,smelt like a fart and lasted continously like a hiccup.

Sulen and Ryan had their native languages(AP) together. Right after that, while Ryan were walking out of school, Sulen choked Ryan because of reasons unknown. I'm not sure how seriously the choke was, but when I visited Ryan's house a while later, he was very......green(and not with envy). Today for some strange/mysterious reason(s) unknown, she punched Ryan and made him contact the Sole Virus. I am beginning to suspect that Sulen has a crush on him....(snicker....snicker)

Also, Wuas de Shiao sneerted(sneeze+fart) during our native language written paper. After the exam finished, almost everbody asked 'who farted' almost at the same time. de Shiao explained that she covered her multiple sneezes with her hand as she didn't have tissue paper and she didn't dare sneeze out loud. Weird.