Our FINAL post before the examinations
We have a major portion of our SATs very soon. So, we would probably not be posting for quite a few months. Please don't cry and beg us to keep on writing. Sorry, we wouldn't be able to do so. For our parting comment we will give a short but true story. So just sit back and enjoy this one(get a box of tissues ready.Just a hint)
Once upon not a long time ago, there was a far fetched invention called Mathematics. Many people around the world were extremely interested in it. Therefore, they decided to teach it in a place called 'School'. They were tested by a method called 'Examination'(also known as extreme torture). The people who taught there are called 'Teachers' who taught 'pupils'. But history wouldn't be interesting to you right now. Therefore, let's focus on the main point of the story, a certain 'Teacher' by the name of Miss Yurtoapher taught a certain class in a certain country called Yugoslavia. They had a major exam about Mathematics which made Miss Yurtoapher's blood boil. Here's a few classic examples of the folly of the pupils:
A pupil wrote for cash $400/$40=40.
Two pupils thought the basic geometric equation could best be solved by calculating in the square root manually.
Another pupil thought that to find out X as a side of a triangle would be best done by drawing an arrow to it and labelling it "IT IS HERE".
Yet another pupil mistook 2/3 for 3/4 and 200% for 300% as well as getting 87+37=120.
When asked "The diameter of circle is 145cm.Find the circumference if pi equals 3.14159265358979." He just simply wrote 3+2=6. Which has got nothing to do with the question(duh!). Anyway, the sum was wrong(duh!).
Next, one person wrote "1+1=Pao;Pao+Pao=Pao Squared;1+1+1+1=2 Pao." Which obviously doesn't make sense as the person is implying that 1+1 sometimes equals to 2 and sometimes equals to Pao. Anyway, I don't know what is Pao. I think it is some Asian delicacy.
That's all, folks! Adieu! We will miss you! *sniff*sniff(fill free to join in)*
PS: Good thing that a certain person does not like Anel.... erm...whoops m,24m,tqjqur ajjja'gljk[pi
"I did not like that bimbo in the first place!"
Once upon not a long time ago, there was a far fetched invention called Mathematics. Many people around the world were extremely interested in it. Therefore, they decided to teach it in a place called 'School'. They were tested by a method called 'Examination'(also known as extreme torture). The people who taught there are called 'Teachers' who taught 'pupils'. But history wouldn't be interesting to you right now. Therefore, let's focus on the main point of the story, a certain 'Teacher' by the name of Miss Yurtoapher taught a certain class in a certain country called Yugoslavia. They had a major exam about Mathematics which made Miss Yurtoapher's blood boil. Here's a few classic examples of the folly of the pupils:
A pupil wrote for cash $400/$40=40.
Two pupils thought the basic geometric equation could best be solved by calculating in the square root manually.
Another pupil thought that to find out X as a side of a triangle would be best done by drawing an arrow to it and labelling it "IT IS HERE".
Yet another pupil mistook 2/3 for 3/4 and 200% for 300% as well as getting 87+37=120.
When asked "The diameter of circle is 145cm.Find the circumference if pi equals 3.14159265358979." He just simply wrote 3+2=6. Which has got nothing to do with the question(duh!). Anyway, the sum was wrong(duh!).
Next, one person wrote "1+1=Pao;Pao+Pao=Pao Squared;1+1+1+1=2 Pao." Which obviously doesn't make sense as the person is implying that 1+1 sometimes equals to 2 and sometimes equals to Pao. Anyway, I don't know what is Pao. I think it is some Asian delicacy.
That's all, folks! Adieu! We will miss you! *sniff*sniff(fill free to join in)*
PS: Good thing that a certain person does not like Anel.... erm...whoops m,24m,tqjqur ajjja'gljk[pi
"I did not like that bimbo in the first place!"
posted by Coolmenscandals at 8/30/2006 10:28:00 AM
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