KWONG,DANGER DO NOT READ

Our shortest classmate, by the name of Kwong Jenson, is one of the dumbest people the motherland has. He's so dumb he wrote avian faeces as bird shit. He annoys people every other second if they don't punch him to shut him up(which is only temporarily effective anyway). He repeats the same insult for a couple of thousand times because he's too dumb to think of new ones(with the EXACT words). Haha, for the recent(emphasis) quiz, he got like 0.5 in his Arithmetic(another emphasis). Jenson said in a recent interview that he will make a great asset in his would-be company. I agree with him, but I am quite sure that he added two extra letters at the back(at the back of asset by the way). He tried to enter the top university in Serbia(I think it is the University of Belgrade or something) and some Methodist instituition. Both of them returned letters which said: "It is our greatest pleasure to inform you that you are not allowed into our instituition. We have been pressed by 17 political and coperate parties with over 4 million dollars worth of bribes(there is a total of 17 political and coperate parties with a budget above 10 million) not to allow you to enter. Fortunately, for our honour, your grades were too lousy to enter the average preschool so that we do not feel guilty for refusing your application. PS:
To all that received a message from us on this day, you are invited to a party in A Fine Dining Steak restaurant to celebrate our refusal of Kwong Jenson."