Exam Craze!!!

We had our module paper today. Finally! The exams are over. Ryan was sitting right behind Sulen in the exam room. A couple of days ago, Sulen kept rocking her chair which was extremely annoying to Ryan. Once, Sulen rocked so hard that his laptop was almost knocked off his desk. Ryan was extremely, well, upset. He was on the verge of shouting certain choice words. Fortunately, he managed to control his temper. I said fortunate because Ms Yurtoapher was barely five feet behind him. Plus Sulen also kept flapping her imaginary wings(her arms) during the collection of examination scripts because she wanted to "fly"(She must have took our school's motivation poster 'to soar like an eagle' literally). Hmmmm... I doubt she's even LIGHT enough to actually jump and not cause an earthquake. I can't believe that Theresa Shancus cried just because she got almost a perfect score(not out of excitement) in Yugoslavian verbal exam. I can't believe it! Ryan only got like B in his verbal exam. I got slightly higher but not noticably so. Of course it is less than Theresa. Quiswart"Queen" got only a slight(less than 1%) difference from Theresa. Not fair, that guy(or girl I'm not sure he/she doesn't act like either gender)'s, like, a real twit doofus and god damn ****(oh,use your imagination). He/she's so dumb that he could lose a game of chess against a dice. Next thing about him is that when his penis(I doubt he even has one) is erect, it is only 1 cm long(he posted the data online and announced to everyone in the class). The worst thing is that he thinks that Anelisa(who is obviously a female) has a penis. I think he failed the chapter on reproduction in elementary school. The good thing is, he cries out "fatty fatty bom bom,today cannot go home" everytime Sulen is there.
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